FWD: You’ve won the prize!

Voting begins today! Please visit my pal Lincee’s site and leave your vote in the comment section   In order for you to help our office win free Dr. Pepper for a year, I’ve whipped up a handy chain mail for you to email out to your database.

Subject:  FWD:  Bill Gates will pay you Seven Thousand Dollars to Vote!

Body:

Hi friend!

First of all, yes I am in London still working out that passport mix-up, and thank you for sending the cash!  Secondly, I have something very important to discuss with you.  As you know, my cousin in Rwanda currently needs surgery and we are still raising funds (sending your bank account info would be so helpful!).  Thankfully, we have an update on that end…

Bill Gates has offered to pay for the surgery!  And this is where YOU come in!!!  For each person that votes for

JAMES BEAVER AND CHAD HELMCAMP:

MR.s AUGUST

Bill Gates will donate seven thousand dollars toward the hospital fees.  I know, right!?

So please go now to my pal Lincee’s awesome website (free home meds delivered to your door!) and vote for the ole Bosses.

Finally, to inspire you to do some good in the world, here are twelve pictures of a dog that saved its owner’s life in a recent storm.  Enjoy!

As always, may your life not be about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away [insert flower and bird image here].

PS.  Forward this to 800 people in the next seven minutes, or your computer will shut down forever, possibly blow up, and you may lose your home.  But don’t worry.  You can purchase another with a nice mortgage from James Beaver and Chad Helmcamp: mortgage bankers, models, and my favorite ole Bosses.

SPAM!