Just the Assistant Fights Back

I am in the midst of a battle. I am at risk of losing one of my top readers. The worst part? The reader is my ole Boss Chad. He insists on watching these flashy stupid mortgage video blogs that these two nerds in California put on. He sends me links to the videos and tells me how great they are and even suggested putting the other guys’ videos on my blog.

I’m sorry to put you all through this. You’ve done nothing to deserve this, dear readers, but in order to keep Just the Assistant alive, I must compete with the California mortgage nerds: