The Brand New Me

Well, they replaced me alright.

With this guy…

He doesn’t even throw up when he answers the phone like I used to. Look how calm he is. The phone rang and he just serenely answered it like it was not big deal at all.

Sickening.

Now that the ole Bosses have Justin, aka Just the Assistant’s Replacement, they don’t have to work anymore. Yesterday they just learned how to use Chad’s iPad together.

If you’d like to know more about how much money refinancing your home will save you right now, I really don’t know what to tell you. I’d rather you not call Justin because he’d be all calm and friendly and it’d make me look bad. I’d say just get in touch with me. I may freak out and have a heart attack on you, but with rates this low, it’d probably be worth it.

Subscribe on the right so that I can tell the ole Bosses I’m a valuable asset to their business.

Off to prank call Justin and see if he cracks.