Can They Fire Me for This?

You know how I’ve been telling you all to buy homes for like three years now?

Well, just for today, I need you all to forget everything I’ve ever told you.

Because I need you to rent my house.

(James, Chad, please don’t fire me.)

See, as you know, I’ve always taken my own advice and bought and refinanced houses because it’s a surefire way to become rich and famous. In March, I will buy my third home. Okay, actually my husband who studied hard in college and landed a well-paying job is buying our third home, and I’m arranging the movers and emailing him pictures of area rugs I think we should buy. Either way, I’ll be moving into a lovely new home in the Heights, and renting out my lovely home in Willowbend come April.

Come on, you know you want it…

WELCOME HOME! I’m just kidding. That’s what realtors always put on the house pictures. “WELCOME HOME!”

Here’s where you’ll drink your fancy coffee every morning.

Imagine the parties. I mean, imagine the quiet nights at home playing sudoku.

Master Bedroom for feeling superior to your roommates.

Is it weird that you can see the toilet? I thought you should know that it comes with functioning toilets.

Two shower heads for maximum fun! You can rent this house with a friend!

Sunny office for those long days on Facebook.

Check out your roommate’s bathroom!

This is the smallest bedroom, so you can stick your cheapskate roomie here.

But this is the biggest bedroom (and has its own half bath!) so you can put your favorite rommate in here.

As for your questions, yes, they might get rid of me for using this blog for my own purposes which include driving away business, so if you’d like to stay in contact with me, I suggest you rent the house.

As for the rest of your questions:

• 4 bed. 2.5 baths
• 2 car garage
• Big back yard with a side porch and swing
• Well-mannered pets welcome (there’s even a dog door!)
• Located on Hummingbird Street, 6 miles from the Galleria and close to med center
• Quiet neighbors who like to garden and drop produce off on our porch

I’m not going to put the price here because people keep telling me to tell everyone $100 more than we’re actually going to charge and I think that’s weird. So just email me and I’ll fill you in on the scoop. mchristinaledbetter@gmail.com

Okay folks, help me out! Oh, and buy a house. Application on the right.