A Post for Pastor Christi’s Friends

Last week Pastor Christi was at a party (I guess like a pastor party or something), where she met several people who read this blog. Yay!

She also discovered that most of them don’t know what we do around here.

Boo!

Dear friends, allow me to explain.

If you were to buy a house tomorrow, would you pay for it in cash?

No?

Okay, then you’d call us.

Here’s what we do:

That’s it. Call us when you are ready to begin house-hunting. We’ll get you the loot to buy the house. (Well, James or Will or Shane or Gobe will get you the loot. I’ll be in my cube browsing the Anthropologie website and eating quinoa.)

Now please continue to read my blog and please continue attending parties with Pastor Christi and please call us when you need a home loan so that they won’t fire me.

Happy Tuesday, folks!